The Mata-Nui Daily News

Chapter 1
Breaking News!


Matoran Narrator: .......And now the Mata Nui Daily News!

*Music plays*

Radio: Daaaaa, da, da, da, da,da~!

Everyone else: Be quiet!

*Radio turns off*

Matoran Narrator: And now the.......

Director: You said that already! Get on with it!

Matoran Narrator: OK. And now the..........

*Director says a bad word*

MN: OOOOKKKKK, Over to you Hahli.

Hahli: Thank you Random Matoran with no name. It appears that downtown Ga-Koro has been invaded by Bohrok and no Toa seem
available to counter the threat. What do you think Takua?

*Takua appears on screen, surrounded by angry rampaging Bohrok*

Takua: I don't think we need Toa, Hahli. The Bohrok have not harmed any villager. Besides those Bohrok are too stupid.........

*Bohrok jump on Takua*

Takua: (muffled) Help! Ahhhh!! My back!! Aggghhh!! My back! My beautiful back!!!

MN: Back to Hahli.

Hahli: Most enlightening Takua, now over to you Matoro.

Matoro: Top news! The Turaga elections have reached an exciting climax! Ga-Koro has voted for Nokama, Onu-Koro for Whenua,
Po-Koro for Onewa, Ko-Koro for Nuju and Le-Koro for Matau.

Matoro: But strangely Ta-Koro has gone yellow. Why? Because Turaga Vakama slipped on a Kraata and fell into a lava pit.

Hahli: Poor guy. I almost feel sorry for him.

Matoro: Ever since Ta-Koro has voted for the yellow Kraata that Vakama slipped on.

Hahli: Huh?

Matoro: I know, disturbing isn't it?

Hahli: YES...................Over to you Kapura.

*Lights flash*

MN: KAPURA'S WEATHER REPORT!!!!!

Kapura: Good morning viewers........

*Producer whispers something in Kapura's ear*

Kapura: Good afternoon viewers!

*Kapura looks at Producer who shakes his head*

Kapura: Oh, well, then.

Kapura: Good night viewers!

*Falls asleep*

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1 Hour later..................

Kapura: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.....................................

*Producer punches Kapura on his mask*

Kapura: Ahhh.....Morning Mom..................what the?

*Straightens mask*

Kapura: Ahhh, yes. The WDOMNML (Weather Department of Mata-Nui Matoran Lunatics) have announced that there will be storms in Ga-Koro,
SANDstorms in Po-Koro, EARTHstorms in Onu-Koro, Cyclones in Le-Koro, Ice Blizzards in Ko-Koro and Acid Rain mixed with lava
and the occasional flying Muaka Cat in Ta-Koro.
*Catches breath*

Curtains close.

Radio: Daa da da!

Everyone else: QUIET!

*Radio looks hurt*

End of Weather Report.

MN: Back to Hahli.

Hahli: Actually the news is over.

MN: OK

Pahrak: Wait! We can't end the episode yet!

Hahli: Why not?.......................

Pahrak: BECAUSE we need to see my DANCE!!!

*Pahrak starts dancing*

Pahrak: Everybody do the chicken, everybody do the chicken!

*Director kicks Pahrak off stage*

Pahrak: I'll be baaaaaaaccccckkkkk................................

Director: That is the end, for tonight we dine in THE ATTIC!!!!!! MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sorry, change of personality.

FIN
The next Chapter will be along soon!