Ask Bitil and Gorast!

Ask Bitil and Gorast!

Bitil: Hi! Welcome to the first episode of ask Bitil and Gorast! I am your host, Bitil!
Gorast: And I'm your other host, Gorast! First question!!

Dear Gorast,
Do you like Krika?-Krika

Gorast: No, he's annoying and has no sense of humor.
Second question!!

Dear Gorast,
Krika does have a good sense of humor-Krika

Gorast: If he does, I have never seen him use it, and I really don't care.
Third question!!

How long is this episode going to be?-Bitil

Gorast: Bitil!! You're not supposed to send YOUR questions!!!
Bitil: I like bannana bread.
Gorast: ??????????????
Bitil: Third question!!
Gorast: You mean fourth.
Bitil: Oh, right.


Dear Bitil,
Have you defeated the Toa Nuva yet?-Teridax

Bitil: *munching a burrito* Uh....... not yet. We're having some minor problems.

What sort of minor problems?-Teridax

Bitil: The sort that involve a burrito eating monster, a Toa with a bad case of gas, and a....
Gorast: Hey, Bitil, we're ment to answer questions, not chat with Teridax.
Bitil: Sorry.
Gorast: Is this 300 words yet? This is getting boring.
Bitil: No, it's only 156 words.
Gorast: Darn! I had a date with Krika!
Bitil: I thought you hated him?
Gorast: Well you thought wrong, buster.
Bitil: Now I've seen everything!
Gorast: No, you haven't! You haven't seen Mata Nui, Metru Nui, Voya Nui, Mahri Nui, *says every single creature and island in BIONICLE*
Bitil: Uh, Gorast? It was an expression.
Gorast: .....and Balta, and the Piraka, and.......... Wait!! Aren't we running an Ask comedy here???
Bitil: About time you found out.
Gorast: Next Q.U.E.S.T.I.O.N.
Bitil: What's with you today?

Dear Bitil,
WE HATE YOU!!!!-The Toa

Bitil: Well that was nice.

WE ARE GOING TO TAKE OVER THE STUDIO!!!-The Toa

Gorast: Well they can't beat us, unless they side with the Av-Matoran.

WE HAVE SIDED WITH THE AV-MATORAN!! YOUR BASE IS OURS!!!-The Toa

Bitil: You and your big mouth, Gorast.
Gorast: Is this 300 words yet?
Bitil: No.
Gorast: Is it 300 now?
Bitil: No.
Gorast: Now?
Bitil: No.
Gorast: Now?
Bitil: No.

*Later*

Gorast: Now?
Bitil: Yes!!
Gorast: Really?
Bitil: No.
Gorast: How about now?
Bitil: Actually, yes!!!
Gorast: Are you sure?
Bitil: No.

*Meanwhile, the Toa and the Matoran are trying to break into the studio*

Gali: In moments, their base will be ours!!
All: MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

*2 Hours Later*

All: MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHA-*cough* *cough* *wheeze* *choke* *cough*

Tahu: Need.... my..... asthma...... puffer........

*Meanwhile, back in the studio.........*

Bitil: My burrito!
Gorast: No, my burrito!!!
Bitil: Mine!
Gorast: Mine!
Bitil: Mine!
Gorast: Mine!
Bitil: Mine!
Gorast: Mine!
Bitil: We are beginning to sound like the seagulls from Finding Nemo.
Me: What happened to the Ask comedy?
Bitil: Hmmm... screw that.

*Outside*

Gali: Have you managed to bust down the door yet?
Onua: No.
Tahu: I know!!
*Blasts a huge hole in studio door*
Kopaka: Uh... I just discovered something.
Everyone else: What?
Kopaka: The door was unlocked.
Tahu: Whatever, let's go.

*Inside*

Bitil: Gorast, I don't think we have any more questions.
Gorast: Or do we?
Bitil: We don't. But, I'll tell you what we do have!!
*Sounds of blasting can be heard outside the recording district*
Gorast: What?
*Door is blasted open*
Bitil: *Gulp* Visitors!!
Tahu: We have come to posses your studio!
Bitil: Is that some dumb line from a movie?
Tahu: I don't think so.
Gali: Never mind that, charge!!
Gorast: Bitil, charge!!
Bitil: Peanut butter!!!

Will Gorast and Bitil win the battle?
Will the Toa capture the studio?
Is this comedy even funny?
No!
Find out in the next episode of ask Bitil and Gorast!!