Friday, July 4, 2008

The Mata-Nui Daily News

Chapter 3
Chaos in the studio

Part 1

MN: And welcome to the Mata-Nui News!! Over to you Hahli.

Hahli: Thank you. It appears that the yellow Kraata won this years Grand Leader Turaga election. Unfortunately he ate the other Turaga,
so he has no Turaga to lead. Although he still has the Matoran, The Grand Leader Turaga's job is to lead the other Turaga. Over to you
Matoro.

Matoro: Well the Turaga elections are over, the excitement has died down and I have finally taken a bath.

Hahli: ?????????????

Matoro: Anyway, after consuming a few hundred meat pies, the new GLT has issued his second order.

Hahli: What?

Matoro: He needed to go to the bathroom.

Hahli: ........................................................

Matoro: And he also issued an order for FREE CHEESE CHILLI NACHOS EVERY FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!

*Matoro starts dancing and yells incomprehensible words*

Hahli: Yay! Over to you Takua.

Takua: I thought I got eaten by the Kraata?

Hahli: We extracted you.

Takua: Ah.

Hahli: It wasn't pretty.

Takua: Ah.

Hahli: ................................................................

Takua: Ah.

Hahli: Uhhhhhh....... WAKE UP!!!!

Takua: Ah. Well anyway the Bohrok have been defeated by the Toa Nuva and they now help us to rebuild are villages. If you ask me
that's exactly what they should be doing, those reckless, scummy...................

*Takua is trampled by a crowd of Bohrok who are going to repair a bridge*

Hahli: Ah. Well over to you Macku.

Macku: Thank you Hahli. Now there have been several disappearances. Matoran have gone missing during the voting time for the Turaga elections.
The missing Matoran were last seen going into voting booths. Over to our new reporter.

Makuta disguised as a Matoran: Thank you. Lately Matoran have been vanishing. They were last seen walking into completely safe voting booths.
But they never emerged. We think it could be anything BUT another plot devised by the Makuta.

Macku: Yes. Now back to Hahli.

Hahli: And now............

MN: KAPURA'S WEATH....................

Director: (panicked) CUT! Rahkshi are invading the studio!!!

FIN

for now...............

Will the reporters save the studio? Will they finish the news? Will Takua survive?
Will I stop putting dumb spoilers? All (almost all) is revealed in the next
action packed chapter.............................

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