Wednesday, July 23, 2008
BZPower's 7th Anniversary!!!
Seven years ago Jon, (known as Dimensioneer on the BZP forums) started a little website called BZCommunity(BZ stands for BIONICLE ZONE). A year later that site merged with another Bionicle fansite (Kanohi Power) and became the BZPower we all know and love. It's been seven years of fun for the forty-thousand members that have made over five-million posts, and this is the week we celebrate that.From the beginning of this week till next weekend, every member will receive the perks of Premier Membership, and there should be more announcements as the week progresses!
Saturday, July 19, 2008
Takanuva Blog
10 July
A burst of light made the creature menacing my fellow Toa stop and take notice. I expected it to attack, or scream out its rage, or do something else I wouldn't enjoy at all. Instead, the look on its face was almost one of ... sadness and resignation. Almost as if it knew that I, or someone like me, was coming, but had hoped against hope I wouldn't show up. Then it drifted down through the mud like a spirit and vanished. Wherever I am ... this is a very strange place.
14 July
Using my newfound ability to fly (the result of a Makuta virus I was exposed to in an alternate universe), I traveled to where the Toa was just getting to her feet. As I got closer, I realized that despite the differences in her appearance, it was Gali. And despite how I looked, she recognized me. "What are you doing here?" she asked, even as I said "Are you all right?" I told her it was a long, long story, and there wasn't time to tell it. We had to find the others - they had to know how much danger they were in!
17 July
Gali looked at me as if she were just seeing me for the first time. "What happened to you?" she asked. "Your armor ... your mask ... and is it me, or have you grown bigger?" The darkening of my armor and mask I already knew about. It was a side-effect of the shadow leech attack on Metru Nui. But I had grown in size? Yes, I guess I had, though I had no idea why. What did it mean? Would it stop, or would I keep growing larger? A Turaga might know the answers, but there were none around. Like far too many situations I had been in lately, I would have to learn as I went.
A burst of light made the creature menacing my fellow Toa stop and take notice. I expected it to attack, or scream out its rage, or do something else I wouldn't enjoy at all. Instead, the look on its face was almost one of ... sadness and resignation. Almost as if it knew that I, or someone like me, was coming, but had hoped against hope I wouldn't show up. Then it drifted down through the mud like a spirit and vanished. Wherever I am ... this is a very strange place.
14 July
Using my newfound ability to fly (the result of a Makuta virus I was exposed to in an alternate universe), I traveled to where the Toa was just getting to her feet. As I got closer, I realized that despite the differences in her appearance, it was Gali. And despite how I looked, she recognized me. "What are you doing here?" she asked, even as I said "Are you all right?" I told her it was a long, long story, and there wasn't time to tell it. We had to find the others - they had to know how much danger they were in!
17 July
Gali looked at me as if she were just seeing me for the first time. "What happened to you?" she asked. "Your armor ... your mask ... and is it me, or have you grown bigger?" The darkening of my armor and mask I already knew about. It was a side-effect of the shadow leech attack on Metru Nui. But I had grown in size? Yes, I guess I had, though I had no idea why. What did it mean? Would it stop, or would I keep growing larger? A Turaga might know the answers, but there were none around. Like far too many situations I had been in lately, I would have to learn as I went.
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Wednesday, July 9, 2008
Takanuva's Blog
July 1
My name is Takanuva, Toa of Light. For the past - day? month? year? - I have been traveling through other dimensions trying to find my way to Karda Nui. I was sent on my journey by the Order of Mata Nui, who gave me vital information I must share with the Toa Nuva. Unfortunately, the mask whose power hurled me into the space between dimensions was damaged, so trip has been a rough one. Hopefully, my next stop will be my own universe.
July 3
I see a point of light in the distance. After three wrong destinations, I can only wish that this is Karda Nui. Fighting the currents of interdimensional space, I make for the spot. It is a portal opening to another reality. Desperately, I dive for it. On the other side, I land hard on a small island of mud. All around me is murky water and weird plant life. Have I found Karda Nui, the core of the universe, or simply another strange world not my own?
7 July
I am in a swamp, surrounded by mist. Now and then, I spot a fin or a tentacle break the surface of the muddy water, but I don't see many other Rahi around. Am I where I am supposed to be? Using my new power of flight, I rise into the air. That's when I spot her - a Toa of Water, being menaced by a pale-white, skeletal monstrosity. I don't know if that's Gali or not, but I know a Toa in danger when I see one. Let's see if I can shed a little light on this with my power lance!
More entries coming soon!
My name is Takanuva, Toa of Light. For the past - day? month? year? - I have been traveling through other dimensions trying to find my way to Karda Nui. I was sent on my journey by the Order of Mata Nui, who gave me vital information I must share with the Toa Nuva. Unfortunately, the mask whose power hurled me into the space between dimensions was damaged, so trip has been a rough one. Hopefully, my next stop will be my own universe.
July 3
I see a point of light in the distance. After three wrong destinations, I can only wish that this is Karda Nui. Fighting the currents of interdimensional space, I make for the spot. It is a portal opening to another reality. Desperately, I dive for it. On the other side, I land hard on a small island of mud. All around me is murky water and weird plant life. Have I found Karda Nui, the core of the universe, or simply another strange world not my own?
7 July
I am in a swamp, surrounded by mist. Now and then, I spot a fin or a tentacle break the surface of the muddy water, but I don't see many other Rahi around. Am I where I am supposed to be? Using my new power of flight, I rise into the air. That's when I spot her - a Toa of Water, being menaced by a pale-white, skeletal monstrosity. I don't know if that's Gali or not, but I know a Toa in danger when I see one. Let's see if I can shed a little light on this with my power lance!
More entries coming soon!
Tuesday, July 8, 2008
Friday, July 4, 2008
Ask Bitil and Gorast
II
Bitil: Hi and welcome to Ask Me and Gorast!
Gorast: How come you always get to say something first?
Bitil: 'Cause he likes me better. Right?
Me: No.
Bitil: Aw, shucks.
Gorast: Anyways, first question!
Bitil: Wait, aren't we being invaded by the Toa Nuva?
Gorast: Why yes, we are!
Tahu: Good news, guys.
Other Toa: What?
Tahu: They noticed us.
Other Toa: Yay.
Bitil: Anyways, charge!!
Gorast: Yah.
Toa: Charge!
*Battle ensues*
Bitil: We're winning!
Toa: We're losing!
Gorast: We know that!
Toa: We're winning!
B and G: We're losing!
Me: I really don't care!
B and G: You should, because we're the stars!
Toa: Not any more!
*Battle continues*
Toa: Ahhhh!!
B and G: Ahhhhh!!
Toa: Ahhhh!!
B and G: Ahhhhh!!
Toa: Ahhhh!!
B and G: Ahhhhh!!
Me: Ahhhhhhh!!
B and G: *snoring*
Toa: Ahhhh!!
Me: *snoring*
Toa: Ahhhh!!
Tahu: I think we're being too dramatic.
Gali: Yeah.
B and G and Me: 'Bout time you found out.
Toa: Anyways......
Tahu: Charge!
Gali: Charge!
Onua: Charge!
Kopaka: Charge!
Av-Matoran: Charge!
Kopaka: Wait, where are Lewa and Pohatu?
*Vision*
*Lewa and Pohatu are sitting on the couch watching Kohlii*
Lewa: Ahhh.... gimme more beer!!!
Pohatu: Gimme more chips!
Lewa: You gimme da beer!!!
Pohatu: Ya gimme da chippies!!
Lewa: Beer!
Pohatu: Chips!
Lewa: Beer!
Pohatu: Chips!
Lewa: Beer!
Pohatu: Chips!
Lewa: Beer!
Pohatu: Chips!
Lewa: Chips!
Pohatu: Beer!
Me: Coca Cola!
L and P: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lewa: Beer!
Pohatu: Chips!
Beer: Lewa!
Chips: Pohatu!
L and P: ???????????????
*End of vision*
Kopaka: So that's what their doing.
Tahu: Right.
Kopaka: Anyways, back to the.....
Tahu: Battle!!!!!!
Toa: Charge!
B and G: Charge!!!
Me: And so the battle raged on until only two Toa were left standing.
Bitil: You're going down!
Tahu: Bitil........ I am your daddy!!!!
Bitil: You're ment to say: I am your father!
Tahu: You are?
Gorast: Prepare to die, Gali.
Gali: No, you prepare to die! MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHA-
Gali: Wait, I'm a good guy! So, why am I laughing like a maniac?
Gorast: Figures.
Me: And so....
Bitil: Enough with the "and so" already!!!
Me: I thought this was an Ask Comedy?
Gali: You mean it was.
Gorast: This battle will never end!
Bitil: Yes it will! I have a secret weapon!
Gorast: What?
Bitil: *Pulls out massive laser cannon* "The Burrito Cannon!!" Given to me by the Burrito God!
Gorast: Whatever.
Me: And so.....
Bitil: No "and so"!!!!!
Me: Ok, ok! And thus........
Bitil: None of that either!
Me: Fine. So, the Toa Nuva were defeated by Bitil's Burrito Cannon.
*The Burrito Cannon shot thousands of burritos into the Gali and Tahu's mouths until they couldn't eat anymore*
Bitil: Well that's finished!
Me: So is the Ask Comedy.
Gorast: Some Ask Comedy that was.
Me and Bitil: Uh huh.
END
Next Chapter Coming Soon! (Where they have questions)
Bitil: Hi and welcome to Ask Me and Gorast!
Gorast: How come you always get to say something first?
Bitil: 'Cause he likes me better. Right?
Me: No.
Bitil: Aw, shucks.
Gorast: Anyways, first question!
Bitil: Wait, aren't we being invaded by the Toa Nuva?
Gorast: Why yes, we are!
Tahu: Good news, guys.
Other Toa: What?
Tahu: They noticed us.
Other Toa: Yay.
Bitil: Anyways, charge!!
Gorast: Yah.
Toa: Charge!
*Battle ensues*
Bitil: We're winning!
Toa: We're losing!
Gorast: We know that!
Toa: We're winning!
B and G: We're losing!
Me: I really don't care!
B and G: You should, because we're the stars!
Toa: Not any more!
*Battle continues*
Toa: Ahhhh!!
B and G: Ahhhhh!!
Toa: Ahhhh!!
B and G: Ahhhhh!!
Toa: Ahhhh!!
B and G: Ahhhhh!!
Me: Ahhhhhhh!!
B and G: *snoring*
Toa: Ahhhh!!
Me: *snoring*
Toa: Ahhhh!!
Tahu: I think we're being too dramatic.
Gali: Yeah.
B and G and Me: 'Bout time you found out.
Toa: Anyways......
Tahu: Charge!
Gali: Charge!
Onua: Charge!
Kopaka: Charge!
Av-Matoran: Charge!
Kopaka: Wait, where are Lewa and Pohatu?
*Vision*
*Lewa and Pohatu are sitting on the couch watching Kohlii*
Lewa: Ahhh.... gimme more beer!!!
Pohatu: Gimme more chips!
Lewa: You gimme da beer!!!
Pohatu: Ya gimme da chippies!!
Lewa: Beer!
Pohatu: Chips!
Lewa: Beer!
Pohatu: Chips!
Lewa: Beer!
Pohatu: Chips!
Lewa: Beer!
Pohatu: Chips!
Lewa: Chips!
Pohatu: Beer!
Me: Coca Cola!
L and P: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lewa: Beer!
Pohatu: Chips!
Beer: Lewa!
Chips: Pohatu!
L and P: ???????????????
*End of vision*
Kopaka: So that's what their doing.
Tahu: Right.
Kopaka: Anyways, back to the.....
Tahu: Battle!!!!!!
Toa: Charge!
B and G: Charge!!!
Me: And so the battle raged on until only two Toa were left standing.
Bitil: You're going down!
Tahu: Bitil........ I am your daddy!!!!
Bitil: You're ment to say: I am your father!
Tahu: You are?
Gorast: Prepare to die, Gali.
Gali: No, you prepare to die! MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHA-
Gali: Wait, I'm a good guy! So, why am I laughing like a maniac?
Gorast: Figures.
Me: And so....
Bitil: Enough with the "and so" already!!!
Me: I thought this was an Ask Comedy?
Gali: You mean it was.
Gorast: This battle will never end!
Bitil: Yes it will! I have a secret weapon!
Gorast: What?
Bitil: *Pulls out massive laser cannon* "The Burrito Cannon!!" Given to me by the Burrito God!
Gorast: Whatever.
Me: And so.....
Bitil: No "and so"!!!!!
Me: Ok, ok! And thus........
Bitil: None of that either!
Me: Fine. So, the Toa Nuva were defeated by Bitil's Burrito Cannon.
*The Burrito Cannon shot thousands of burritos into the Gali and Tahu's mouths until they couldn't eat anymore*
Bitil: Well that's finished!
Me: So is the Ask Comedy.
Gorast: Some Ask Comedy that was.
Me and Bitil: Uh huh.
END
Next Chapter Coming Soon! (Where they have questions)
The Mata-Nui Daily News
Chapter 3
Chaos in the studio
Part 1
MN: And welcome to the Mata-Nui News!! Over to you Hahli.
Hahli: Thank you. It appears that the yellow Kraata won this years Grand Leader Turaga election. Unfortunately he ate the other Turaga,
so he has no Turaga to lead. Although he still has the Matoran, The Grand Leader Turaga's job is to lead the other Turaga. Over to you
Matoro.
Matoro: Well the Turaga elections are over, the excitement has died down and I have finally taken a bath.
Hahli: ?????????????
Matoro: Anyway, after consuming a few hundred meat pies, the new GLT has issued his second order.
Hahli: What?
Matoro: He needed to go to the bathroom.
Hahli: ........................................................
Matoro: And he also issued an order for FREE CHEESE CHILLI NACHOS EVERY FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!
*Matoro starts dancing and yells incomprehensible words*
Hahli: Yay! Over to you Takua.
Takua: I thought I got eaten by the Kraata?
Hahli: We extracted you.
Takua: Ah.
Hahli: It wasn't pretty.
Takua: Ah.
Hahli: ................................................................
Takua: Ah.
Hahli: Uhhhhhh....... WAKE UP!!!!
Takua: Ah. Well anyway the Bohrok have been defeated by the Toa Nuva and they now help us to rebuild are villages. If you ask me
that's exactly what they should be doing, those reckless, scummy...................
*Takua is trampled by a crowd of Bohrok who are going to repair a bridge*
Hahli: Ah. Well over to you Macku.
Macku: Thank you Hahli. Now there have been several disappearances. Matoran have gone missing during the voting time for the Turaga elections.
The missing Matoran were last seen going into voting booths. Over to our new reporter.
Makuta disguised as a Matoran: Thank you. Lately Matoran have been vanishing. They were last seen walking into completely safe voting booths.
But they never emerged. We think it could be anything BUT another plot devised by the Makuta.
Macku: Yes. Now back to Hahli.
Hahli: And now............
MN: KAPURA'S WEATH....................
Director: (panicked) CUT! Rahkshi are invading the studio!!!
FIN
for now...............
Will the reporters save the studio? Will they finish the news? Will Takua survive?
Will I stop putting dumb spoilers? All (almost all) is revealed in the next
action packed chapter.............................
Chaos in the studio
Part 1
MN: And welcome to the Mata-Nui News!! Over to you Hahli.
Hahli: Thank you. It appears that the yellow Kraata won this years Grand Leader Turaga election. Unfortunately he ate the other Turaga,
so he has no Turaga to lead. Although he still has the Matoran, The Grand Leader Turaga's job is to lead the other Turaga. Over to you
Matoro.
Matoro: Well the Turaga elections are over, the excitement has died down and I have finally taken a bath.
Hahli: ?????????????
Matoro: Anyway, after consuming a few hundred meat pies, the new GLT has issued his second order.
Hahli: What?
Matoro: He needed to go to the bathroom.
Hahli: ........................................................
Matoro: And he also issued an order for FREE CHEESE CHILLI NACHOS EVERY FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!
*Matoro starts dancing and yells incomprehensible words*
Hahli: Yay! Over to you Takua.
Takua: I thought I got eaten by the Kraata?
Hahli: We extracted you.
Takua: Ah.
Hahli: It wasn't pretty.
Takua: Ah.
Hahli: ................................................................
Takua: Ah.
Hahli: Uhhhhhh....... WAKE UP!!!!
Takua: Ah. Well anyway the Bohrok have been defeated by the Toa Nuva and they now help us to rebuild are villages. If you ask me
that's exactly what they should be doing, those reckless, scummy...................
*Takua is trampled by a crowd of Bohrok who are going to repair a bridge*
Hahli: Ah. Well over to you Macku.
Macku: Thank you Hahli. Now there have been several disappearances. Matoran have gone missing during the voting time for the Turaga elections.
The missing Matoran were last seen going into voting booths. Over to our new reporter.
Makuta disguised as a Matoran: Thank you. Lately Matoran have been vanishing. They were last seen walking into completely safe voting booths.
But they never emerged. We think it could be anything BUT another plot devised by the Makuta.
Macku: Yes. Now back to Hahli.
Hahli: And now............
MN: KAPURA'S WEATH....................
Director: (panicked) CUT! Rahkshi are invading the studio!!!
FIN
for now...............
Will the reporters save the studio? Will they finish the news? Will Takua survive?
Will I stop putting dumb spoilers? All (almost all) is revealed in the next
action packed chapter.............................
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